THE WISH GAME

Wish Granted but they ban you from buying them

I Wish I Become A binillnaoir(sorry for my miss spelling)

Granted, but something in their water causes them to die

I wish I didn't walk into a line of carts yesterday T.T

wish granted but then you get run over by a car... xD

i wish i had known that Aster Phoenix from BC time is a day ahead of mine and i could have gone to the second round =(

(i dont get that wish) Granted but then you get banned from BC for EVER AND EVER. XD

There is no wish....

I wish that I can have free pizza for a year.

You have Free Pizza for a year but you go in a coma from the begin of the you get pizza's free and until the end of the year

I Wish I Was James Bond lol

Granted, but on your second mission your head gets smashed by a car.

I wish I could find a copy DBZ Burst Limit.

Wish Granted but you find out its fake and has a virus which corrpects your computer.

I Wish i was number one post here

Granted, but then Ace figured out you used a magical gene to make that happen and bans you.

I wish I could find something fun to do.

Granted but after 1 min you become bored agen.

I wish i was a a super spy

Granted, but then you get caught and the mafia kills you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but then you ended up in space and choke to death

I Wish i was in the mafia

Granted, but then you die and so does your family since gangsters caught you.

I wish I could buy everything for free.

mmm i wonder how can you buy something for free >_>...

wish granted but then the police put u in jail because they think you stole those items..

i wish for some pizza rigt now xD

Granted, but the pepperoni is actually fungi.

I wish that my computer isn't laggy.

Granted but after two mins you computer corpets and shuts down

I Wish i was super man

Granted, but then you forget to breath and die.

I wish I was a Vampire.

Granted but then a slayer kills you before you can bite your first victim

I wish i was Naruto

Oh thank you...

Granted, As your wish comes true you hear a faint and subtle noise in the distance. As it grows closer you hear it become more of a thumping like a stampede mixed with the shrill squeaky voices of rats....You realize too late that it is thousands upon thousands of pubescent boys of all screaming and all have lost the look of sanity. You try and run but it is too late they are upon you. You scream for help but your cries are drowned out by the thousands of shrilling cries of those teenage boys. It starts out as a few hands grabbing and feeling, but soon it becomes more fierce, more violent. They start pinching and pulling, and tearing and ripping. Thinking that if they have a piece they will "be ninja". After the piranha like fury of stubby hands fades, what little is left is quickly scooped up by those scavengers. After consuming the remains you have given birth to a race of teenage super ninja. However they cannot control the 9 tails, they all go insane, eventually transforming into an army of 9 tailed foxes, congratulations your selfish wish has brought an end to humanity.

Maaka's got nothing on my twistedness...

I wish for a real "My little pony". What I do with it I will leave up to your imaginations.

Granted but then it dies on the day you get it by its digestive system explodes

I wish i was batmanXD

Awww your no fun....

Granted; but you are revered as a freak of nature being a hybrid of two mammal species. You are carted off never to see the light of day again. Enjoy.

I wish people would be more imaginative with ruining wishes.

Wow you ruined my wish so quick

Wish granted but then the academy becomes inactive and every one forgets about thie section and you get banned from BC.

I wish i was Spider Man:D Tharyan let my wish last for two sentencesXD

This is one sentence.

This is the second sentence.

Granted but you are caught, tortured by the FBI so that they can hopefully reverse engineer you to make a race of super spider soldiers. However during the course of this testing you fully mutate into the Human Spider go on a rampage killing some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. Then after a fierce fight you die due to a toilet seat from space falling to earth.

I wish I could think up this stuff when I wasn't half dead form sleep deprivation and alcohol.

wish granted but the you go and drink more alcohol and you are so drunk that you walk into a bear cave that will eat you and will screem and no one will hear you.,..

i wish i was like Edward Cullen or like Jacob Black xD