THE WISH GAME

Granted on the mouthpiece part, but it gets eaten by termites the second you get it.

I wish my damn Hamachi was working -- actually, I wish that my internet connection actually worked properly (Seeing as Hamachi is down at the moment XD)

Granted, but they reject you and fail you.

I wish that tomorrow was the first day of July. (Hmm... why am I wishing for Canada Day? Well, it's summer nonetheless.)

Granted, but the space time continuum rips apart for your foolish meddling and causes that day to cease to exist.

I wish I had one of those Star Trek food replicators that worked fine and would never break or harm me in any way and had a full menu of all my favorite foods, that were normal sized.

HA!

Granted, but all of the food is moldy and old

I wish that I wasn't bored.

Granted, but a huge storm ends up destroying it, making you have to do everything over again.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

Oh thank you Aster....

Granted...

But while doing your homework, it continuously flings its own waste at you, and after finishing up us uses your Homework to relieve itself and to cleanse its posterior of excrement

I wish the turbo dueling wasn't lame as all get out....

Granted, But your character corrupts and is deleted. back to lvl 1.

I wish I could turn my hate for my clones (in a game) into gold. I would be rich...

Aster, it was one time; ONE time! I said anti aster cookie not my fault if it sticks
Heck I'll even give you a hint on how to get one.
Where do I give the cookies.

Wish granted but then he treats you bad and start beating you.... xD

i wish for a new motherboard...

Granted, but the monkey did it. You know what happens when that monkey does your Homework >=).

I wish that Aster had a cookie. (This is just mean)

Granted, but the cookie monster comes out of a dark alley and eats it along with aster's left hand; thus making aster fear cookies for the rest of his life O.o

I wish I could create a real deck that only I could use and it waqs actually a competitive deck ^^