Rate the above user's joke.

This game is pretty simple.

You rate the user above you's joke, then you post a joke. And so on.
I will start:

Clinton, Bush and Washington... Sinking Ship




Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Dont get that 5/10

Some one was having a party some woman came to the party then some one goes "Drinks are on the house then the woman went to get a ladder
XD

Nice one. 6.5/10


Little Johnny... Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

I rate the jessus one as 6/10, it was funny.
The other one needs to be better, I rate it 4/10

Lol Nice Joke better then the last one
Ok here is a other joke some woman was at home then a robber came and grab her t.v and was running the woman run after him to give the t.v control lol

3/10 not funny.

I think the reason you guys aren't thinking my jokes are funny is because you are not understanding the English xD
Ajj999 you need to post a joke each time you rate.

A Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

7/10

Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for the night.

Being the responsible type, the boy went to the Pharmacy to purchase protection. The pharmacist was very helpful and guided the boy for about an hour and told him everything there was to know.

The boy came early to pick his girlfriend, and her Mother invited him to join them for dinner. When they sat down, the boy, looking to impress her parents, offered to say grace then bowed his head. A minute passed, and the boy was still deep in prayer...5 minutes passed, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 10 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leaned over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

9/10

I loved it.

Lets see.....women's rights? I kid I kid,


Our education system in the US.

7.5/10 xD Teachers always think their correct, but actually the the student is correct sometimes. But if this is real then 8.5/10.




Ron White: Walking on the Beach


If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.
Haha.

7-8/10 Eh, don't have much of an impression, here's mine:

Warning: Explicit Content in Joke
Do not read if your under the age of maturity lol

Who is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Schitt! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, You dont know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

i didn't understand anything -_- 5/10 cuz u rought too much xD

some guy keeped eating worms (alive ) for 20 min the he suddnly so a small tiney hier between the worms he jumped and yalled EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS

LOL I think to much "bad words" 9/10

One day there were flies eating manure one fly farted and the other fly said mind you manners cant you see we are eating. I just made that up

lol 8/10

aster's 9/10 toooo maney bad words

erhm shadow where is your joke

oh sorry

On one of the school that all there student use to make very funy jokes on a guy calle DJ,
one day DJ grabed all the jokes and put theme an a bag and throw it from the bridg after 5 the fishes jumped out the water luphing so badly that made theme die

Hmmmm not very funny since you didtnt put what the insults are

5/10

One day there were chinese kids playing dodge ball one has too pick 4 kids
he said I pick
Jua Na, Si Ma, Fu king, Di Ik

The other kid time to pick he said

Jus ta , Stik Et, In Mah, Pooh See

7/10
i didn't understand your point but i hate the bad words like FU KING
any way

there was a ant who just came out the salon with a grate hier then she had to walk UNDER the door but she didn't
cuz she's sceared to mess her hier lol

Hm..6/10.
It's all.

No joke? Eh I'll try my luck here again.

Why are thieves so great at basketball?

Click here for answer vv

Spoiler:

if you didnt get it my joke is that they are chinese kids and we all know that they have weired names combining the names will make a sentence

hmm
ace 7/10

Its not an old joke but it makes me laugh thinkin about it

why did the chicken cross the road

answer: to get to the other sider LOL

5/10 lol so.....basic?
any way...
why the sun hate's the moon?
cuz the no one look at her xD

1/10

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

i don't know what's the funny about that >.<
why the fisher man went fishing in the middle of the street?
fish for girls lolz

1/10, just... not good...


Once upon a time, there was a couple that was 20 years happily married.
But always at the moment of making love, the man always did the light out.
The woman didn't understand this, so she decided to do it different.

While making love, the woman suddenly does the light on, she sees that her husband is busy with a vibrator on her.
The woman says: 'You bastard! How dare you to do this for years? I hope you have a good reason to do this!'

The man looks her in the eyes and says:
'I will explain it, if you first tell me where our kids came from'


This was translated from Dutch, it might contain some grammar mistakes.