Rate the above user's joke.

JadenYuki1 wrote:

1/10

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

already said that anyways 6/10 that dumb husband of hers is somewhat funny

What country loves to sing???

Singapore

aha so funny i give it a 2/10

what do u call a snail on a boat?

snailer

LOL where do you get these jokes you just made those up??
again ease up on the "bad words" but so funny 10/10

teacher: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
Juan: me!!!me!!!
teacher: okay Juan, what is science?
Juan: science is our lesson for today.

2/5


Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A monkey with a machine gun.

6/10


20 Questions With Little Johnny


One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.


So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"


Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".


"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.


So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says
"I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"


"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.


"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"


~Aster Phoenix

I don't get it :p
I think 5/10

WHAT WILL YOU GET IF YOU MIX A KANGAROO AND A ELEPHANT ?
THERE WILL BE MANY BIG HOLES IN AFRICA .

6/10, kinda didn't have it until I thought differently ._.

This is what I get for reading a biography on Micheal Jackson.

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Ace wrote:

6/10, kinda didn't have it until I thought differently ._.

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That joke is not funny anymore 1/10
(Maybe it was funny back then when you posted it )

Hmm, wouldn't it be better to lock this topic too?
It's kinda... useless too

(And no, I'm not joking xD )

Haha Aster's last one cracked me up!

Unforgiven Pretender wrote:

Hmm, wouldn't it be better to lock this topic too?
It's kinda... useless too

(And no, I'm not joking xD )

If that was a joke it was not funny, sorry 1/10 If not then u must post a joke after rating.

"In a train, inside a cabin, a soldier and his officer were sitting in front of an old woman and her niece. The soldier and the young girl stare at each other from time to time, but neither one talks. Suddenly the train passes through a tunnel and in the dark a kiss and a loud slap was heard, but after the tunnel silence again.
The old lady thinks: My niece acted correctly by slapping the soldier who tried to kiss her.
The officer thinks: The slap was hard and still my face hurts, but the girl is forgiven since she slapped me unwillingly instead of the soldier.
The girl thinks: I'm happy that the soldier took courage and kissed me, but my grandma did well to slap him.
The soldier thinks: I kissed the girl and I slapped the officer cuz i couldn't stand him. Hehe, i played it good this time!"

...lol??? 6/10
here is mine

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second, "but then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did," said the first woman.
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that" said the first woman. "My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Next time, dear, try going alone."

lol nice 7/10
heres mine

Juhan In Geography

The lesson started and the teacher started to call the students in front of the class to answer questions,
The teacher called Juhan,
And asked ''Juhan.Where's brazil?''
Juhan ''I don't know i didn't take it!''



PS.i think Juhan is estonian for Little Johhny.

2/10. Not really funny, or at least I just dont get the punchline.


Once Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off batman.

8/10

Fat lady asks magic mirror...
Mirror mirror on tha wall who's the farest one of all...
Mirror says: Move, I can't see...

Woot 6/10

Here is mine
A teacher asked a question to her student...

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: 3
Teacher: No, Higher than that.
Student: (In a high pitched voice) THREE!

..here's one..



Q: whats black , crispy and hangs on your ceiling?



A: an amateur electrician..^^

4/10, clever, but I didn't laugh

Mine is a pickup line (a bad one I might add), but it's funny nontheless. Hope it isn't too dirty >.>

Hey baby, how about we play Titanic? When I say iceburg you go down.

eh... pickup lines are cheap and arent needed to get a girl 0.5/10

Mine is not meant to be offensive even though it is, I have all the respect in the world but this is a joke and only a joke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Boyscout?

...

A Boyscout comes back from his camp

XDDD 7.5/10

This one is kind of like Aster's Little Johnny Jokes which are hilarious, but my ten year old brother told me this one XD

Alright one day there was a child who was waiting patiently at his table for thanksgiving, when he decided he'd pass the time by watching his mom prepare the turkey. As he goes to watch her she cuts herself and yells "MOTHERF****R!"

The child asks what it means, and she replies, "Um, a nice guest." and he countiues to watch her. Then, she cuts herself again, and yells, "F**K!", and once again he asks the mother what the word means. This time she replies "Um, it is the stuffing for the turkey."

Tired of his mother using her "advanced vocabulary" he goes to see what is father is doing. He happens to be shaving, and cuts himself. He screams, "S**T!" and once again the child asks what it means. "Um, shaving cream," he replies. Later on the doorbell rings, and it happens to be the people that the child's parent's invited over.

"Hello Motherf****rs," he says, "My mother is in the kitchen f***ing the turkey and my father is upstairs whiping some s**t off his face. Why don't you follow me inside while we wait?"

EDIT:(*cough* *cough* talking about Jews is against the rules even if u say u know its against the rules)

HEY ive heard that before! 8/10 (kinda old hearing it twice)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I say 7/10. There are much better Chuck Norris jokes.
You need to get your head out of the gutter if you think this is suggestive:

There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact , he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun.

At 5:30 Friday night , there was a knock at the door. The farmer answered it with his gun. The guy at the door said, "Hello, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Bettie, we're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?".

The farmer paused, then said "Ok, she's ready" .

Another half hour passed and there was another knock. The farmer answered it with his gun again. The guy at the door said" Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. She ready to go?".

The farmer paused again and said "yeah, she's ready".

A half hour later, there was another knock. The farmer went to the door with his shotgun. The guy at the door said "Hello, my name is Chuck....." and the farmer shot him.....

mhm i dotn really get it 7/10


Seto said:
Scr*w the rules,I've got the money xD

lol i dont get it
4/10
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I take the dime, they'll stop doing it, and so far I've made 20 bucks!"