THE WISH GAME

Granted, but your gonna grow up, with your mom for the rest of your life with no work or money.

I wish you guys stop wishing about YGO-related stuff.

Granted, but it is horribly deformed and when you touch it you will and it will die of electrocution.

I wish I could stuff small animals into balls and then call them uot to make them fight other small animals...

granted but you are the worst small animal stuffer and u cant find any cause they all think you smell

I wish I had full ride to a college of my choice

Granted, but the bus you ride on is full of smelly old people; and the college rejects you when you arrive.

(Yay for taking and twisting words to the literal meaning)

I wish Lumberjacks would be ok, work all night and sleep all day, cut down trees, and eat some lunch and join in a parade.

Granted, but the Lumberjacks are going to cut trees and parade next to your area while your sleeping and wake you up.

I wish I had a Squirtle ^^

Granted. You are the very best. However because you chose to journey to become a Pokemon master at the tender age of 15, you didn't finish school and don't know anything that doesn't pertain to Pokemon. Later in life you can't find a decent job; end up working the grill at a fast food joint, and eventually have to live on the street, occasionally having to eat stray kittens for survival, until you die.

(Tharyan; Making Mods and Admins hate him 1 silly subject at a time)

I wish I had Ditto's power!

Granted, but you turn into a big thing of slime after.

I wish the site didn't look so glitchy O_O

Granted but then you go legally blind from the dramatic change in the look of the site.

I wish that there were duel systems like in the Yugioh TV show.

wish granted but you are put in jail for killing kitties and cant duel.

i wish mr. kaiba gave me mod power on the spanish section on BC

Wish Granted but then after you become a mod the site moves and then you will have to wait your whole life to become a mod agen till then your job is to make grach design but then you get ecussed of stoling other peoples grachic design then you get banned and deleted and every one forgets about you.


Note:I dont like being to harsh...

I Wished To Be The Number One Duelist In The World.

Granted, and after that you are accused of cheating, get sued by Konami, and go to jail for 6 months.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, but an hour later it experiences the worst lag ever and doesn't load anything until six months later XD

I wish there wasn't school tomorrow

Granted, but when you go to the market to get chips tomorrow, you get kidnapped for months until your family pays the kidnappers money.

I wish I wish I was a fish XD

wish granted but then you die from not being in the water..
i wish i could fly...

Granted, but you fall down the second you're high up in the air.

I wish my computer wasn't in some weird cross between English and Japanese O_O

wish granted but the are made up of kittie meat.. lol

i wish my response to Grace wish became true xD

Granted, but then kitties would protest and then track you down since someone told them(me) who made cookies be from kitty meat, and they would hang you.

I wish I owned a Death Note.

Granted but the death note is fake then a Zombie comes and grabs you of your head then takes you to The underGround lol

I wish i became a lawyer at the age im now....

Granted, but no one will come to your office since you are to young and you will die in poverty.

I wish I could get free McDonalds for life.

Grantd but then you become the Size of King Kong then die of a heart attack

I Wish I Became a the greatest footballer

Granted, but after your 3rd game(after you've gotten the rank "greatest football player") you would get severely injured and never kick a ball again.

I wish real Yugioh cards were available in my Country.