THE WISH GAME

granted but you realise that they don't start
i wish someone would burn walt disney

Grantid but he is already dead lol

I wish for An exploding granade that i died by ha find a negative about it ha

granted but you will have to work for 24 haours a day and 7 day's a week .

I want to go fishing to today.

granted but all fish are die because of burned by Volcanic Queen.

I wish i can understand this game.

Granted but then u fall on ur head and forget xD
i wish i wasnt late for the tourneys

Granted but there is a flood in your place so you cant go to tournament.
I wish i can go to Jupiter.

Granted but Jupiter is a planet of gases so you just drown to the bottom

I wish Ace or Aster would be online right now

gratid but thay dont wont to talk to you
i wish i had a acrcanforce deck

Grantid but you soon get arrested for useing your wish in public

I wish 5X6=30.00

Granted but you will be not the second Ainstein xD

I wish i can be moderator here

Gratintd then you get hit by a car and forget about this site

i wish for a bottle of maple surip

Granted, but you will have no food to put the syrup with.

I wish for world peace.

granted, but you will have a hearth atack.

I wish the next person who posts won't make anything bad to me.

Wish granted, now you're safe, but your family dies.

I wish for time travel

Grantid But you end up getting in a fight with your dad when he was young and he never meet your mom and you dissapere

i wish for a wish that wishes wishs to become a wish for wishing

granted but anyone understand what you typed -.-

i wish for all the PS2 games in circulation to be mine o.o

Granted, but they're all scratched ^_^

I wish for nobody to post after me D:

Granted but we ban you and lock you out so you think no one posts after you but you'll never know

I wish for me to have 3 arms so that I could PS and eat um make that 4 arms so I can do all that at the same time

Granted, but you will never meet a special someone because everyone thinks you're a freak

I wish that Michael Jackson came back to life..

Granted, but you accidently make a bad move, and put your arms that way in each other that you can't move them anymore

I wish that it doesn't rain the coming two days


Edit:

He will live, but be a zombie.

Granted as it rains where I live instead, (been experiencing some triple digit weather for a bit.)

I wish I knew flash

Granted, but you didn't explain what flash was... so i'll just give you the power to make flashes come out of your eyes like a digital camera.

I wish to know the origin of the universe XD

granted but when you will understand it the universe will not exist anymore ._.

i wish i have a girlfriend

Granted, but your girlfriend is gonna be hideous ;-;

I wish I had some starbursts.

Grantid but there all hard and taist like feet

I wish the sun expoloded