(Age: 16+) Ban Wars 2.0 (WARNING: Cursing, and some suggestive themes)

I warn you all now, this is bound to make no sense, good day to you all.

Episode 1

Ecooky: The cooky is here! You may all bow now.
GD: f*ck you.
Ecooky: No f*ck you!
GD: I have the power here b!tch! *ban*
Ecooky: *thinks to self* sh!t, not again.
Devilman: I AM THE DEBILMAN501!!!!
GD: i don't have time to deal with your fucking bull sh!t *perma ban*
Ace: You f*cking a$$ hole, i'm gonna ban you!
GD: Wait what? You can't ban me, i'm the admin around here, and you can't ban!
Ace: Oh ya? Check this out f@ggot *Ban*
GD: WHAT THE f*ck?!! HOW DID YOU-
Ace: Hahahahaha I got you!
GD: You fucking dipsh!t *ban*
Tsurin: Kiryu! What the f*ck is your problem? *b!tch slap*
GD: You can't slap me, i'm a noob
TSurin: What's that got to do with anything?
GD: I am a nub.
Tsurin: I believe that is an idiotic statement.
GD: Well I believe it's time for you to shut the f*ck up *Mute*
Joanna: Kiryu hunny, come back to bed.
GD: i'm busy b!tch.
Joanna: But I want some more cock.
GD: Alright, but we gotta do this quickly *pulls down pants*
Snow: WHAT THE F*CK KIRYU
GD: F*CK.
Snow: Why are you cheating on me?!
GD: We can do a threesome
Snow: SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU PERVERT!
GD: F*CK you hoe *ban*
GD: Now where were we Joanna?
Joanna: ....
GD: Joanna?
Joanna: ....
GD: JOANNA!!
Joanna: ....
GD: F*CK!!! She's sleeping.
SHX: Sup hommies, I'm in the crib *ubans Devilman and ace*
GD: What the *F*CK did you do that for?
SHX: Well, Devilman is cool and I want to ban Ace.
Ace: WTF?!! You can't ban me, i'm the king of this crib.
DEvilman: FEAR THE DEBILMAN!!!
GD: Devilman... Shut... The... F*CK... Up... NOW
Ecooky: I'm back
GD: I banned you!
Ecooky: well, since i'm the creator, i shouldn't be banned
Devilman: It's cuz I! The awesome debilman, unbanned him
GD: ....
SHX: ....
Ace: Shut the f*ck up b!tch
Devilman: I'm not a b!tch, you're a b!tch.
Ecooky: WELL F*CK YOU BITCHES!! *slap*
GD: Oh that does it faggot, i'm going to fucking murder your mom!
Ecooky: She's already dead.
GD: WEll i'm going to molested me your mom's mom.
Ecooky: But she's old.
GD: WELL F*CK YOU
Ecooky: That hurts man... That just hurts.
SHX: Ya man, you took that too far.
GD: oh.. well... F*CK
Ecooky: *punches GD's balls* That's what you get faggot
GD: OH THAT'S IT!! *Ban slap*
Ace: ZOMG!! A BAN SLAP! HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T
SHX: *mutes Ace* Well, this is a peaceful chat now
Ecooky: F*KING A!! STOP BANNING ME WITH YOUR FAGGOTRY
GD: You're a nub
SHX: You are too
GD: I know, now go sit in the corner.
SHX: Yes sir *walks away and cries at the corner*
Joanna: GD!! I'm awake, why did you drug me you faggot?
GD: F*CK!! *runs away*
Joanna: NOT SO FAST A$$ HOLE! *slaps GD into the next dimenson*
GD: F*CK F*CK F*CK! I can't deal with this SH!T anymore, i'm breaking up with you
Joanna: WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!!
GD: So?
Joanna: You are such a child
GD: *ban* Phew... Peace is here
Neji: TRUTH OR DARE?!!!(To becontinued....)

:O I already know Episode Two's gonna kick ass :3 Lovely job haha XD

btw for those who dont know Im GD in his damn story and SHX is another freind of mine that owns DK.

well then, here it is =p

Episode 2: Singing?

GD: Dare b!tch!
Neji: Alright, I dare you to go to DK, and ban everyone.
GD: I did that last week though
SHX: WTF?!! That was you?!! YOU SAID IT WAS HEADCASE
GD: Umm...
GD: ....
SHX: WAT THE F*CK
GD: nah tsurin did it
SHX: TSURIN YOU FAGGOT A$$ MOTHER F*CKER
Tsurin: What?
SHX: you know what!
Tsurin: If it was about that picture of my pen!s, then that was an accident, it was for my girlfriend.
GD: .... wat... the... f*ck...?
Ecooky: Tsurin... No.. Just no
Devilman: FEAR DA DEBILMAN!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA
GD: WTF IS WITH YOU?!!
Neji: TRUTH OR DARE?!!
Devilman: THE DEBIL SAYS TRUTH!!
Neji: Are you a virgin?
Devilman: i'm not liable to answer that question, please refer to my b!tchslave, Kiryu
GD: What the ****? I'm not your bitchslave, if anything, your my *****!
Kikyo: Don't lie Kiryu, we all know you like to be a slave to another guy
GD: ............
Kikyo:
GD: I will **** your **** up *****
Kikyo: ew
GD: No not that way! ****, don't tell mar kos, i didn't mean it like that
kikyo: *major ***** slap*
Ace: We are the champions, yes we are the champions! No time for losers cuz we are the champions!
Devilman: CUZ WE ARE THE DEBILMAN'S SLAVES CUZ WE ARE THE DEBILMAN'S SLAVES! NO TIME FOR FUCKING CUZ WE ARE THE SLAVESSSSSS!!! OFFFFFF THEEEEW ORLLLDDD!
Muffin: Have you seen the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man? have you seen the muffin man? cuz his muffins are the best!
GD: Why the **** are we singing?
SHX: I don't know but it's the sickest **** in the world! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUFFIN MAN?
Muffin: YA SING IT WITH ME BISH
Kikyo: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Muffin: You just ruined it. GTFO hoe
Ace: Don't call her a hoe!
Grace: Why are you defending another girl? YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Ace: Woah I'm sorry hunny, but i needed to defend her honor. I respect girls
Grace: WE'RE OVER!! KIRYU WHERE ARE YOU?!
GD: Right here babe *shows off fake muscles*
Kikyo: ...
Ecooky: Umm...
Ace: YAH BISH
Mar kos: what the **** is going on here? kikyo, why are you with these losers?
Kikyo: Shut up slave
Mar kos: Yes mam.
Kikyo: Here's a cookie *hands over a cookie* Who's a good slave? You are! You are!
Mar kos: Ya, i know :O
Ace: What the f*ck was that?
Mar kos: :O
GD: Sorry Mar kos, but i'm takin your master
Grace: What about me?
GD: **** you *****, kikyo is an upgrade from you
Snow: What about me?
GD: **** you, you left me hoe. And i'm mad at you
Ace: Hey grace, you can have me back anytime xD
Grace: I don't want you, you have bad breathe
Ace: *gets a mint*
GD: Let's have a threesome grace, snow and kikyo!
Mar kos: NOWAI!
Kikyo: Sorry Kiryu, but I have a man, and he's my *****
GD: How about you Joanna?
Joanna: YOU F*CKING DRUGGED ME! Do you expect me to **** with a teenager who f*cking drugged me?!
GD: umm... ya?
SHX: Joanna, I'll handle this. *slaps GD* Get your mind right playa!
GD: I'm done with this sh!t. *bans joanna and SHX*
Ecooky: Wow... That was uncalled for
GD: F*CK YOU HOE! They deserved it! *bans ecooky* What now b!tch? Got somethin to say?
To be continued.......?

I had to split up episode 2 cuz it was too long.. so here's episode 3 in a flash!

Episode 3: Rapping

Devilman: Fear the debilman?
GD: Not you hoe, them
Devilman: Fear the debilman?
GD: Alright shut up.
Devilman: Fear the- *banned by GD*
ilo: I'm a mod again!
GD: SH!T! EVERYONE RUN! WE'VE BEEN DISCOVERED
Ecooky: *unbans self* How were we discovered? and by what?
GD: You f*cking retard, he's a mod from BC! dartz and aster is trying to shut the operation down again, damn
Kikyo: What?
Mar kos: The ****?
Ecooky: Huh?
Ilo: wait what?
GD: You know, the drugs!
*everyone watches gd hold up a bag of sunflower seeds*
Joanna: is he high again?
Ecooky: No, he's having some issues cuz he hasn't had sex
Muffin: CUZ WE ARE THE MUFFINS! NO TIME FOR CAKE CUZ WE ARE THE MUFFINS!
Devilman: OF THE WORLD!!!
Muffin: Yo yo check out my rap, check out my rap. Muffins are great, muffins are uber, they are the sh!t, and you are about to see my clip. See i'm rollin with my Gs and my muffins, cuz this is the west side homie, we got the muffins. muffins are the sh!t, you ain't got time to waste b!tch! this was my awesome rap, now get the f*ck out before i blow a muffin out of my a$$ hoe!
Devilman: DEBILMAN BEATS MUFFINS ANYDAY!
MUffin: DON'T LIE YOU F*CKING *****! *slap*
Devilman: IT'S TRUE!! DEBILMAN RULES
Muffin: YOU F*CKING *****! *2 hours later* I bet you ain't got anything to say now.
Devilman: ... *you see blood everywhere and muffins jammed down his throat and up his a$$*
Muffin: I hope my cock and muffins tasted good! They are my new muffin recipe, COCK MEAT MUFFINS
GD: Holy sh!t.. You are f*cked up, get some help
MUffin: DO you want some of this too b!tch?
GD: *backs away slowly*
MUffin: Ya check out my rap, check out my rap, this is the muffin rap! Ya devilman tried to f*ck with me, but my cock meat muffin showed him how to not f*ck with me. i am the sh!t, you don't mess with my b!tch (muffins is what he is talking about). i am the muffin man, you need to check out my clan. The muffins of the south, the muffins of the east, the muffins of the north and west, we come together, and kick a$$ hoe. cuz this was my rap, this was my rap. it made no sense, but this was my rap hoe!
Muffin: i ra*e you anyday, i make these b!tches pay. Yo yo homie-*banned by GD*
GD: That lunatic is finally gone, woot! LET'S PARTY!!!
Some random dude: OOOO LA LA! SENORITA! WE GOIN TO PARTY WE GONNA TAKE IT TO THE TOP!
Ecooky: LET'S RA*E EACH OTHER!!!
Everyone: *eyes ecooky with a scared look*
Kikyo: How about not?
Mar Kos: I second that.
Kikyo: That's cuz you're my *****
SHX: Kiryu, stop abusing your powers or i'm gonna have to-*banned by gd*
GD: You just got banned by the mom ra*er!*copyrighted by gd @2009*
Ace: Let's all go that way, away from kiryu xD
Devilman: *coughs up muffins*
Tsurin: Apparently, Devilman now has the power to poop out eggs and they hatch into muffiny goodness. And he also has the power to cough up his sicknesses by transforming them into muffins and coughing them out
Ace: ZOMG! Has that ever been done before?
Tsurin: Yes, it has. Muffin did this to only one other person....
Ace: Who?
Tsurin:.... Himself
Muffin: THAT WAS AN EXPERIMENT! IT WAS ONLY TEMPORARY
Tsurin: No it wasn't and you know it
Muffin: Don't make me go after you hoe
Tsurin: *Runs*
MUffin: I'm gonna get you! *short ra*e session* well b!tch, you were better than devilman, congrats, also, i liked that thing you did with your tounge.
Devilman: YO YO CHECK OUT MY DEBIL RAP!!!! I am debil, i am so ebil. i use my uber powers to devour all the towers. i'm the best rapper you'll ever see, the best of the best, you can't compare me to the rest. Check out my Debilmite beam, it kills everything, EVEN MUFFINS. Muffin, i'm gonna tag you back with my uber ultra soundtrack. I am better than you, especially at f*cking, i'll kick your a$$ with my hand without sucking. Your cock was small, but your psychoism was tall, i'll beat you all into oblivion cuz i am the debilman.. What what? The debilman... Who? Who? The debil man... THis was the debilman rap yo!
GD: Are we all rapping now? Alright i'll give it a go. Yo yo i'm Kiryu, some may know me as gd. i'm the king of rap, the king of crap, ya ya. I ban you if you piss me off. you are all whores and my b!tches. so go **** yourselves, i am the best, i am the admin, i am the sh!t b!tch. now look at this. did you see? ya, you didn't cuz i'm too fast, i'm like the flash, except 10 times as fast. i'll kill all ya'll, i'll ra*e your moms. i'm the mom ra*er, you may have heard of me on the tube while i'm puting on some lube. i am kiryu, the king, now hear me sing my rap. this is not crap. i am beter than all ya'll so step off before i get real pissed cuz i'll ban your a$$ to the next dimenson.. this was the kiryu rap yo!
ace: sh!t, i better try this too. Yo yo, i'm Ace, i'm someone you can't trace. I hack, i steal, i beat all ya'll on the real. see? i'm the best rapper, you can't beat my crap cuz i'm drinkin from a tap. No i ain't drunk, i'm just a little tipsy, so get off the shots and go on the bots. your brains are all on lock, so get on my cock before i blow a fuse, not to abuse, but... I am Ace, the king, the best, the ultra uber dude, but you all know the rest... Ya this was my rap yo
Ecooky: You can all think you are good and all that, but i'm not even going to bother rapping
Mar kos: maybe i should try this out.
kikyo: no, you are too stupid, just stick to being the b!tch
joanna: i rather party than rap
grace: that was amazing Ace.
Ace: Stop sucking up to me hoe.
Muffin: I AM THE MUFFIN MAN! I'm off the rapping, now i'm just side tracking, i'm singing the muffin man song, no this ain't a bong
Ecooky: I thought you said you were going to stop rapping.
Muffin: Maybe i lied b!tch!
GD: I think my rap was the best.
Muffin: Sorry, but mine was.
Devilman: NO DEBILMAN, the uber ultra debildude with the debilmite beam was the best! Ace: No, mine was the best, you all gotta agree.
Grace: ya I agree.
Ace: Stop sucking up jesus christ!
Grace: Ace what happened to R-E-S-P-E-C-T. FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of TCP
Ace: I'm sorry babe, idk what i was thinkin *smooche*
*grace and ace walk off only to find Muffin waiting outside with a huge grin*

Find out what happens to them in the next episode of... THE BAN WARS (more adult updated version)




Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd

WARNING: Adult supervision is advised.......



Episode 4: The true nature of Muffins



Ace: Muffin, we're a little busy, could you step out of the way please?
Muffin: It seems you two are gonna have some fun
Grace: *blushes*
Ace: *scratches head* Somethin like that
Muffin: Can I watch?
Ace: uhm.. no
Muffin: WRONG ANSWER BISH!
*sometime later*
Ace: Ugh... Where am I?
Muffin: MY mother's basement, it's nice isn't it?
Ace: Wtf, why am I tied up?!
Muffin: Bondage
Ace: Bondage?
Muffin: Tieing up and all that
Ace: WHERE'S GRACE?!
Muffin: *grins maniacly and points to Ace's far right*
*grace is seen expresionless and on the floor NAKED*
Ace: YOU SON OF A B!TCH WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Muffin: Just a little r@p3
Ace: No... HOW COULD YOU?! *sees blood on her a$$ and sees white, sticky liquid all over her*
Muffin: *frowns* YOU DENIED ME WATCHING! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! *walks over to Grace and shoves muffins up her ass*
Ace: Get away from her you b!tch!!!! *tries to break free of the ropes on his chair*
Muffin:*slaps Ace* Oh you're next.... My muffins just need to be done baking. And also, keep quiet, my mother is sleeping.
Ace: I'm going to kill you for hurting grace!!
Muffins: Well, in the beginning, she was resistant, but after a while, she loved it, but I went too far. SHe's not dead, she's just in shock.
*in some distant place far from Muffin's home*
Kikyo: Alright Kostas, today we're going to try bondage! I want to try some new things for a change, did you work on your ejaculation? I don't want you cumming too early like always.
Mar Kos: Yes master.
Kikyo: Alright, let's begin! *ties Mar kos up to a wooden pole* (yes he is naked)
Mar Kos: Can you do it a little less tight please?
Kikyo: WE ARE DOING THIS MY WAY B!TCH! NOW SHUT UP! *finishes the tieing* Now, let's get your soldier to stand attention..... *the doorbell rings* Sh!t, Kostas, I'll be right back, I need to go see who's at the door upstairs. *runs upstairs and out of the basement*
GD: Sup Kikyo
Kikyo: WTF are you doing here?
GD: Is mar kos here?
Kikyo: No...
GD: ALright, let's do it, give me a blow job
Kikyo: *SLAP* Shut up, you're a downgrade from Kostas.
GD: WTF *****! I was kiddin! i came here cuz i wanted to ask if youve seen ace anywhere
Kikyo: Nope, I haven't, bye! *slams door in Kiryu's face*
GD: Well.. Snow, that didn't work out *snow hops out of the bushes*
Snow: You are a pussy.
GD: Don't be a b!tch again, I don't need your bull sh!t, don't make me mad at you again
Snow: *b!tch slaps kiryu* You are my b!tch, don't you forget that
*back at muffin's place*
Muffin: WOOO YA! Had enough Ace?!
Ace: IT HURTS! oww!! STOP PLEASE! *muffin shoves his manstick into ace more and more*
Muffin: YES! I LOVE THIS! HAHAHAAHAHA *grace stirs* The b!tch is out of shock! finally
Grace: What the hell is up my a$$? *she shoves her hand up her buttox and pulls muffins out* WHAT THE HELL?!
Muffin: Shut up and be quiet and watch me r@p3 your man
Grace: Yes sir *stares*
Ace: no grace! dont look please! OW! *cries of all the pain*
Muffin: HAHAHAHAHA *shoves a muffin down ace's throat*
Grace: Wow.... *starts fingering self*
Muffin: So you're getting turned on by watching your man get r@p3d? hahaha, that's nice to know
Grace: *moans*
Ace: *cries and almost passes out*
*an hour later*
Kikyo: UGH! Kostas, you always cum too early! Jesus christ!
Mar Kos: I'm sorry...
Kikyo: I'm done for now *unties the ropes*
Mar Kos: So... Now what?
Kikyo: You're gonna sit there while I take a shower, you're f*cking useless
*a place somewhere else*
Ecooky: I'm gonna get you for muting me! *pimp smacks SHX*
SHX: Fine, i'll ban you *bans*
Devilman: FEAR THE DEBILMITE BEAM!! MWUHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
Ecooky: SH!T!!! HE'S CUMMING AGAIN! RUN! *a whole load of white sticky stuff unleashes on SHX and Ecooky*
Devilman: DEBILMITE BEAM FTW!! Beat that bishes
SHX: *punts devilman*
Devilman: SH!TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *ends up crashing into Muffin's front door step*
Muffin: *cums in Ace's a$$ again* Ah yes, that's the stuff, be right back Ace, gotta go get the door
Ace: ..... *is bloody and battered and is motionless on the basement floor*
Grace: Yes... UGH YA!! *Grace is turned on by watching her man get r@p3d by Muffin, and is using a dildo*
Muffin: *opens the door* WTF?!! Devil, what are you doing here?
Devilman: *gets up* I R TEH DEBILMAN501 FEAR MAH WRATH!!!!
MUffin: What happened to the other 500?
Devilman: ....
Muffin: ....
Devilman: FEAR MEH
Muffin: Oh that's it *grabs devilman and drags him into the basement*

What will come of Devilman? Why is Grace a ***** in this fiction story? And what is going to happen to Ace? Why does Mar Kos have ejaculation problems? AND WHY DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE CUM ALL OVER HIM?!!!! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BAN WARS!!!!

To be continued.......





Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd

Funny, but if I get any emails from parents of kids under the age of 16 telling me what kinda website we're running, it's on your head, 'kay? ^^

Oh, and I'm a ***** 'cause I'm awesome like that.

roflmao, nice chapter :3 Must... keep... reading XD

We should get a parental control thingy though, so the younger ones don't see this and possibly cause a whole lot of **** here XD

Aside from that, keep the story going, I wanna see what happens next :3333

*fail review (c) Kikyo Maaka, because I can do that *

WARNING: GD IS STILL A PUSSY!!!!!!!!


Episode 5: GD Is a pussy

Johan: Hey noob
GD: *frowns* Hey johan... umm.. whats up?
Johan: Not much faggot, want to duel? i feel like beating somebody whos a noob today
GD: Uhh... nah, i'm a bit busy
Snow: YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY! GOD DAMNIT! WHY ARE YOU A PUSSY?!
GD: ....
Staxx: Yo n!gg@! I can teach you how to be a man and not a pussy
GD: ....
Johan: F*ck off noob
Staxx: No f*ck you, you f*cking cock sucking mother f*cking sh!tbag
Johan: wanna go? i'll kick your a$$
Staxx: Nope n!gg@, i pooped yesterday!
Johan: WTF?!
GD: .... Uhh ya, what Staxx said
Johan: Shut up noob
GD: Yes sir...
Snow: Pussy
GD: I'm not a pussy b!tch, i'm a man
Snow: It's okay, I like it when you're a pussy, it makes me feel like i'm in control.... because i am
Johan: ROFL!!! YOU ARE A PUSSY GD! you are lettin a girl boss you around! ROFL
STaxx: STFU BISH! *tackles Johan*
Johan: OH THAT DOES IT! *a fight breaks out*
*back at Muffin's place*
Devilman: DEBILMITE BEAM!!!! *a white fluid errupts and splatters on grace* Ugh... That was good shizzle
Grace: DO ME MORE!!! *gasps*
Muffin: MY TURN! Taste my muffiny goodness bish! *shoves cock into grace's mouth*
Devilman: DEBILMAN RULEZ YO!!! *sits down*
Ace: GRACE HOW CAN YOU LET THEM DO THIS TO YOU?! You and me are together!
Grace: *Muffin shoves cock into grace* Sorry hunny, but they are soooo much better than you! OH!! YA!! YA!!! Ya baby... Oh my god... it's so deep!
Ace: NO! *tries to break free of the ropes*
Devilman: SHUT UP! *slaps ace* DEBILMAN RULEZ!!
An old woman: WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!!
Muffin: Sorry mom!! We'll be quiet
*back at kiyko's place*
Kikyo: YES!! OH YA!! It's so deep ins- WHAT THE HELL KOSTAS?!! That was only 3 minutes! Oh well, it's better than your usual 2 minutes. Keep working at it
Mar Kos: Sorry master
Kikyo: Ready for round 2?
Mar Kos: Sorry, I can't go on any longer
Kikyo: You are SO BAD AT THIS!!
Mar Kos: *cries*
*back with Ecooky and SHX*
Ecooky: Alright, it's all off me
SHX: There's still some in my hair...
Ecooky: I aint' helpin
SHX: F*ck you, you fag *ban*
*back with muffin*
Devilman: DEBILMITE BEAM!! DA DEBILMAN501 RULEZ
Muffin: Why do you always have to yell that? be quiet, my mother might come downst-
Muffin's Mummy: *comes down into the basement* WHAT IS WITH ALL THE RUCk-
Muffin: Sh!t *pulls cock out of grace's a$$* It's not what it looks like
Muffin's Mummy: MY SON IS A RAPIST!! *cries* I thought you were done with this after the last 50+ times.... HOW COULD YOU?! YOU PROMISED ME!
Muffin: I'm sorry mom! It won't happen again
Muffin's Mummy: THIS IS THE LAST TIME! *slaps muffin*
Devilman: .... *grabs muffin's mummy and slams her into the wall* That's it bish, it's time for you to learn who the DEBILMAN IZ!!! *r@p3s Muffin's mummy*
Muffin: DONT R@p3 MY MUMMY!! She doesn't deserve this!
Devilman: It has to be done! DEBILMITE BEAM!!!!!! *white fluids erupt into the mother's womb*


What will happen next? WILL SHE BE PREGNANT?!!! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...... *drum roll* BAN WARZ!!!!!


To be continued by a perverted mind............




Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd






Holy shizzlepuffs!!

WARNING: GD IS FINALLY TRYING TO NOT BE A PUSSY...... Wait... That's almost impossible!



Episode 6: GD's Training??!!!




Johan: Alright fool, let's duel! I summon I am a Fag in attack position! (1500 attack)
GD: Alright umm.. My turn
Johan: I didn't finish my turn you retarded f*ck
GD: Oh.. Sorry...
Snow: Pussy
Johan: ROFLMAO!! ZOMG LULZ!!! You are a pussy, I end my turn!
GD: I summon Buttox, The Iron Fortress in defense position (2400 defense)
Johan: OH SHIZZLE PUFFS! That's a rare card! How'd a noob like you get it?
GD: Uhh.. *grins* I'm just not a noob apparently
Johan: Don't lie to me fruitcake
GD: I'm not a fruitcake!
Snow: Yes you are, you're also a pussy
GD: ...
Johan: That's right bish, don't say anything cuz you're a f*cking pussy
Staxx: Don't take that shizzle! You're better than that Kiryu, stand up for yourself and learn to not be a f*cking fruitcake pussy
GD: I'm not a pussy god damnit
Snow: Shut up pussy
GD: ...
Staxx: Slap that ***** for that
GD: But..
Staxx: Slap that hoe
Snow: he's too much of a pussy
Johan: ya bish!
GD: *slaps Snow* (tis a gay slap)
Snow: You call that a slap? You're a fruitcake *knee to the balls*
GD: MY FAMILY JEWELS! Ugh.. I end my turn
*in a galaxy far far away.......* *star wars music*
Muffin: MUMMY!!!!!!
Devilman: That was good *****, LEARN TO FEAR DA DEBILMAN
Muffin's Mummy: This was one of my days where it's highly possible to get pregnant you a$$ hole!
Devilman: FEAR THE DEBILMAN *continues to r@p3 muffin's mummy*
*end star wars music and camera moves to another place*
Kikyo: YES! Ugh... Yes... YES! It's so deep inside me! Uhhh YES! YES!
Mar Kos: Sorry...
Kikyo: GOD DAMNIT, stop cumming so early! But you did good, you are finally at 5 minutes
Mar Kos: Thanks
Kikyo: Now shut up while I take a shower Kostas
Mar Kos: Yes master
*camera drifts back to Johan and GD*
GD: Hmm... Should I attack? Hmm... He has 3 facedowns though..
Staxx: Don't be a pussy
GD: BUT HE HAS 3 FACEDOWNS!!
Staxx: Don't be a f*cking pussy
GD: But..
Snow: Pussy
Johan: Be a pussy, cuz I have 3 lethal facedowns bish
Staxx: Don't be your pussy self, be a man!
GD: *wants to prove to snow he isn't a pussy cuz he wants to finally get laid* Alright! Kiryu, The Cock Sucker, ATTACK!
Johan: OH SHIZZLE! *loses duel* How the f*ck did I lose to a pussy a$$ noob of a fruitcake?!!
GD: Wow, I DID IT! YES!
Snow: You're stilll a pussy for stalling, looks like you're STILL not good nor big enough to fit into my panties
GD: F*CK, oh well.. I beat an elite duelist
Johan: F*CK YOU! YOU GOT LUCKY (apparently, Johan is actually a sucky duelist, he's just arrogant and cocky, not to mention a f*cking a$$ hole)
*back with Muffin*
Grace: YES! Uhh.. Ya.. ya... *cums to the vibrater*
Devilman: DEBILMITE BEAM!!! *another huge load of cum enters Muffin's Mummy, except through the ass* FEAR THE DEBILMAN501!!!
Muffin: Mummy.... My mummy!
Muffin's Mummy: Give it to me more! I loved it.. Yes... Oh ya... Devil, you are a sexy beast (apparently, Muffin's Mummy is in her 30s, and she's FACKING HAWT!!!)
Some random dude: And so it happens. The hooking up of a great evil is at hand. Will Muffin accept his mother's get together with Devilman? Will Muffin's Mummy get pregnant? Does this explain why Muffin is a rapist since his mother is a slut? Who knows? We'll find out on the next episode of Star- *star wars music plays*





And so, something evil is occuring like that fagwipe of a star wars nerdy fan said. Is GD Finally progressing to be a man and not a f*cking pussy? Is Kikyo going to somehow train Mar Kos to not cum so early? Well, we'll find out on the next episode of BAN WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!




To be continued........................




Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd




For all the idiots who haven't realised yet, Debilmite Beam = Cum shot



HOLY SHIZZLE PUFFS! JOHAN SUCKZORZ?!!!

Accurate representation of me? D:

WARNING: SNOWHEART IS SUCH A B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Special Episode: Snow, The B!tch (this has nothing to do with the plot)




Snow: I hate you all
Staxx: But why?
Snow: does their have to be a reason?
Staxx: Yes
Snow: Well I don't have one
Ecooky: *cough* *cough* b!tch *cough* *cough*
Staxx: xD
Snow: ._.
Ecooky: Is it true GD is your *****? Or was?
Snow: Yes, but i'm not sure anymore
Ecooky: Well, I'd like to point out something
Snow: What?
Ecooky: You are a b!tch... I'm sorry to inform you this, but alas, it is true.
Snow: Well f*ck you
Ecooky: i'm only pointing out the truth
Snow: I'm hungry
Ecooky: Does it look like I care?
Snow: Get me some food whatever your name is
Ecooky: get your own food, you can make it. you're a woman after all
Snow: GET ME SOME FOOD NOW!
Ecooky: Why are you such a selfish b!tch?
Snow: What a hurtful thing to say
Snow: /sarcasm
Snow: it came out of nowhere
Snow: DEAL WITH IT
Ecooky: I hope it did, afterall, you ARE a b!tch
Staxx: Snow, what happened to our duel?
Snow: Well I have stuff to do, so go have sex with Ecooky
Ecooky: I just can't seem to understand why you are such a *****
Snow: get me sum food
Staxx: *gets her some food*
Ecooky: No, she wants cock
Snow: ya, get me some rooster
Ecooky: I meant *****
Snow ._. wtf, why did you say that you weird a$$hole
Ecooky: it's food, it's meat, you can eat it, afterall, it's meant for women
Snow: Staxx, give it to her, afterall, she IS a shemale
Ecooky: lol, why would you talk about yourself about that?
Staxx: *gives ***** to her*
Ecooky: staxx no! she's a f*cking shemale you retard! GET AWAY QUICKLY
Snow: ._. let's play the "shut the f*ck up game," if someone talks, they get booted, first victim.... ECOOKY
Ecooky: No, it should be you, you bit- *booted by Snow, The B!tch*
*comes back in*
Ecooky: You are such a b!tch
Snow: hey, i said we were playing the "shut the f*ck up game"
Ecooky: You're a b!tch *booted by Snow, The B!tch*
*comes back*
Ecooky: WHAT THE F*CK *gets booted*
*20 minutes later*
Ecooky: That was the freaking 50th+ time you slutbag of a b!tch, you have issues
Snow: i know i do ._.
Ecooky: Did you cheat on GD? is that why he is so pissed at you? and do you have issues cuz you don't get enough *****?
Snow: ._. *bans Ecooky*
*5 minutes later* *comes back in*
Ecooky: Thanks Staxx. You are a f*cking *****, no wonder GD is mad at you, you f*cking b!tch
Snow: ._.
Ecooky: ohhh *****, named snow, oh *****, named snow, could she ever not be a *****? ohhhh *****, named snow, oh *****, named snow, why is she such a bitttcchhhh???? (national anthem rythem)
Snow: Ugh... *bans*





WTF?! SHE BANNED ME! WHAT A F*CKING *****, thanks a lot to whoever gave her mod powers on the ham called "jaydenlair"





I remember there was a time when the land was peaceful. There were very few bitches. I remember when the world was a okay, and bitches, weren't around really. Why are you a *****? I just can't understand it. Bitches are hated around the world, and used to be low, but their multiplication is starting to really bother me. Their arrogance and bitchiness is just annoying. Could it be a cry for help? Could it be because they were not treated fairly as a child? Could it be that they were just born bitches? Who knows? Who knows? But one day, I hope that this world, we call Earth, will be rid of bitches once and for all, or at least 10-15 years. Bitches shouldn't be around, they need to change their ways... But alas, we cannot, only them bitches can. So, efforts are now futile in thwarting bitchiness, but fear not, hope is not lost, not yet anyway. Soon, I hope, bitches will soon be gone



The End






Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd





Seriously though, Snowheart is a b!tch, anyone who meets her, stay away from her. she'll abuse her sh!tty mod powers. that really happened, except i edited a few parts... thank you very much, see you next time on BAN WARZ





~Dedicated to Snowheart, The b!tch

Love this , Even if i'm 15

lol keep it up

Want Ban Wars 3.0 8D

kinda mean dont you think? i was caught in the middle, and the funny thing is that this really just happened like 20 mins. ago

Staxx wrote:

kinda mean dont you think? i was caught in the middle, and the funny thing is that this really just happened like 20 mins. ago

lol? 20 MINS AGO?! xDDDDD

it's not mean, it's truth >.>

At least I get sex, noobs!







Awesome work, keep it up.

Mar Kos wrote:

At least I get sex, noobs!







Awesome work, keep it up.

You are tempting me to use the Debilmite beam.

Wow, I'm such a *****. XD Oh well. ^.^

Lol, Snow. She's not that bad, only when ya piss her off. ^^" Which happens often. o.o

I need to get on Hamachi more... >.>

you are anoying with ur episodes

I agree is annoying.

Oh well...The begining was funny, but then it just became a pervert stuff.

I'm not ofended thought since I was not in the story...However, I got the feeling this is related to something that happened around here...who's snow?

Snow is Plains. She's known as Snowheart on Hamachi.

kyosuke kiryu wrote:

I agree is annoying.

you're a fag, you know you liked reading it, you're just tryin to be a douche like usual

and also, the perverted stuff is gonna be a little more less and back to sh!t like in the beginning, i'm just trying out different stuff to see what people like