(Age: 16+) Ban Wars 2.0 (WARNING: Cursing, and some suggestive themes)

Ryu wrote:

kyosuke kiryu wrote:

I agree is annoying.

you're a fag, you know you liked reading it, you're just tryin to be a douche like usual

and also, the perverted stuff is gonna be a little more less and back to sh!t like in the beginning, i'm just trying out different stuff to see what people like

Dude im not the fag like you.I dont like it.

WARNING: GD WAS A PUSSY, AND NOW HE IS A FAGGOT A$$ MOTHER F*CKER



Episode 7: "What once was a pussy, shall now be a douche bag"
~The great words of King Douche Bag



Staxx: Congratulations Kiryu, you have graduated from pussy to a man
GD: Who cares
Johan: Hey negro, ready for your a$$ to get kicked?
GD: Mayn f*ck you, you're a f*cking noob and a failure at life
Johan: I was talking to Staxx you faggot
Staxx: I'll kick yo a$$ BISH!
GD: I don't give a f*ck, i'm all serious and sh!t now, I got a DBL from college
Staxx & Johan: A what?
GD: A Douche Bag License *staxx and johan look at each other oddly*
*at muffin's place*
Grace: Hey hunny, can I have a cock meat muffin?
Muffin: Not today snookums, i'm busy
Ace: I'll get out of here! AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE I WILL SEEK MY REVENGE
Devilman: Shut up *punches ace* FEAR DA DEBILMAN BISH!!
Muffin's Mummy: Hey handsome Devil, want something to eat?
Devilman: AS LONG AS YOU FEAR DA DEBILMAN BISH!!!!!! Umm.. Can I have a ham and cheese sandwitch? I'm a bit hungry
Muffin's Mummy: Sure *smooche*
*with kikyo and mar kos*
Kikyo: YES! YES! Do that! Right there! RIGHT THERE! YES!
Mar Kos: Why are you watching Street Fights again on the television?
Kikyo: because it's awesome to watch, I mean look at them go Kostas. YES! HIT EM HARD!
Mar Kos: i got a boner from watching pron, can we go have sex?
Kikyo: Kostas, not right now, i'm busy, now clean my room or something... WOOTZERS!! YOU GOT HIM GOOD!
*with GD*
Random Noob: Hey
GD: Get the f*ck out of my face, i'm busy *watches Street Fights on the tube*
Random Noob: Sorry Mr. Douche bag, I was just sayin hi
GD: I SAID GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY FACE BISH! *beats the Random Noob up*
*at Muffin's place*
Ace: Yes! I finally got it loose! *breaks free from the ropes and grabs a phone and calls GD*
GD: *picks up the phone* Muffin, what do you want?
Ace: This is Ace, muffin captured me and r@p3d me!!!
GD: Not my problem
Ace: BUT DUDE! YOU GOTTA RESCUE ME! They turned grace into a slut and Devilman is working with Muffin now
GD: I don't care
Ace: Don't be a f*cking douche bag
GD: F*ck you hoe
Muffin: ACE! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!
Ace: SH!T!!! GD HELP ME!!!!!!! *you hear some odd noises and the phone goes out*
*with GD*
GD: Sh!t, i guess i gotta help him, that douche bag better pay me for helping him..
GD's Mother: Hey Kiryu, I'm going to the store, do you need anything?
GD: Mom, i need you to drop me off at a friend's house if that's cool
GD'S Mother: Sure snookums, anything for my baby-poo
GD: ........
Neji: Let's play truth or dare
GD: What... The hell... Are you doing here?
Neji: I don't know, I wanted to play truth or dare
GD: Get the f*ck out of my house *pimp smack*
Random Noob: You f*cking faggot, why'd you beat me up?
GD: Cuz I can
Random Noob: I'M GOING TO F YOUR SH!T UP BISH
Devilman: FEAR DA DEBILMITE BEAM YO!
Everyone: WTF?!!
Joanna: I like parties
Ecooky: You know, I haven't been mentioned much, I really need to put myself into these things more
SHX: I know dude, you should be the main character of this, not Kiryu
GD: SHUT THE F*CK UP BISH! *bans joanna, devilman, random noob, Neji, and SHX* Jesus christ
Ecooky: Why didn't you ban me?
Muffin: CUz he wants some muffins
GD: .... I didn't ban you because you haven't annoyed me you DMU sh!tbag
Ecooky: WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I don't get why you are always such a douche bag to me
GD: Cuz you're a faggot a$$ BW runner
Ecooky: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I DONT RUN THEM ANYMORE JESUS F*CKING CHRIST
Muffin: Ya GD, you shuold stop being a douche cuz i mean- *banned by the mom r@pist*
Ecooky: Why the f*ck did you- *banned by GD, the douche bag*




Remember the words of the Douche Bag King.... "Douche bags are only douche bags because they are complete faggots"
I completely agree...



To be continued......





Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd








This was short and completely retarded and probably not funny for one reason...... BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT GD IS A F*CKING FAGGOT NOW. Also because I had to make at least one boring episode before the sh!t gets good

Azaryn, that post was completely unnecessary, it was deleted and your Warning Bar has been raised to one. Please don't create a post like that again.

Guys, if you don't like it, don't post here. It's as simple as that. Keep personal drama off the site, and go cuss each other out in Hamachi or MSN.

Edit: This chapter was okay cook, did Kyo and the others tell you what happened today with me and JP? XD Wish I saw you on hamachi more.

Kostas was denied XD

Also, nice episode, I didn't really find it boring at all :3

Grace wrote:

Azaryn, that post was completely unnecessary, it was deleted and your Warning Bar has been raised to one. Please don't create a post like that again.

Guys, if you don't like it, don't post here. It's as simple as that. Keep personal drama off the site, and go cuss each other out in Hamachi or MSN.

Edit: This chapter was okay cook, did Kyo and the others tell you what happened today with me and JP? XD Wish I saw you on hamachi more.

=O I comepletely disagree! Azaryn's comment was just, and fair, and a joke, and I greatly appreciated that comment cuz gd's faggotry is starting to piss me off xD lol

also, nah, they didn't. but if it was funny, YOU BETTA TELL ME OR IM GONNA WRITE BAD THINGZ ABOUT U! lol

edit: I think i don't have a ham with you on it anymore o.O

OMG ecooky do i talk like for real?! any ways good job keep it up.

WARNING: THERE IS AN EXTREME USE OF DRUGS AND OTHER ILLEGAL DRUGS, GTFO WHILE YOU CAN!!!



Retard Land, Home of The Drug Addicts, A Ban Wars Movie



It all started when Ace decided to create Retard Land, a land for retards. He invited the only other two retards that were around at the time, Monarch and Ecooky. This is their story....



Ecooky: Well guys, this is a monumental day, so I have brought something special... *grins*
Monarch: Is it food? Cuz i'm hungry man
Ecooky: No.. It's-
Monarch: Bananas?
Ecooky: No, it's-
Ace: Some guy named Bob that we can r@p3? *monarch and Ecooky move away slowly from Ace*
Ecooky: NO, it's-
Monarch: A guy named Bob who is a retard
Ecooky: NO GOD DAMNIT, IT'S-
Ace: Some dude's pubes?
Ecooky: SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU TWO!
Monarch: WAIT LEMME GUESS! Is it an x-box 360? Cuz I feel like playing some Call of Duty
Ecooky: *mutes monarch for a minute* What I brought is-
Ace: A very very expensive t-shirt made for the one and only..... Ace
Ecooky: .... SHUT THE F*CK UP! *mutes Ace* Now let me continue god damnit. I brought weed... Purple Haze, some rare a$$ sh!t.
*ace and monarch gets unmuted*
Ace: I brought shrooms
Monarch: I brought some snacks, an x-box 360, some games, my cell phone, my clothes, my d!ck, my...
Ecooky: Alright shut up
Monarch: Wait i'm not done. I also brought cocaine, i'm a crack addict
Ecooky and Ace: O.O
Ecooky: I don't do crack.
Ace: But I do! Let's start with the weed
*the 3 smoke and get super f*cking high man*
Ecooky: *cough* Man this is the sh!t right here
Monarch: dude, i'm so f*ckin high *laughs*
Ace: Let's play some video games. I brought two more x-boxes so we can all play Call of Duty 5 online
*the 3 hook it up and start playing*
Monarch: WOAH! We're all in the same game dawg
Ecooky: I'm killin this bastard! WOOOOT!
Ace: we haven't started playin yet *looks over at what Ecooky is doing and laughs* *monarch looks too*
Ecooky: DIEEE! I KILL YOU ALL!! I have 7 kills already! WOOT! THE DAWGS! *apparently, Ecooky is humping his pillow and punching a bag of weed*
Ace: Umm... HOLY SH!T!!! It's God!
Monarch: Dude, that's your dude
Ace: I disagree, it's god, OMFG YO! I can move God!! YOU GUYS ARE IN TROUBLE CUZ IM PLAYIN AS GOD!
Monarch: DUDE! I AM TELLING YOU! THAT IS YOUR F*CKING CHARACTER*
Ecooky: Ya, he's right man *laughs*
Ace: Dude, back the f*ck off before I pop a cap in yo b!tch a$$
*later*
Ecooky: SHROOMS! *takes like 5 shrooms and gobbles them down* That's the sh!t right here
Ace: Woah.. I see Muffins... Wow, they are uhh.. Gettin closer now... Holy sh!t their multiplying... OH F*CK THEY ARE COMING AFTER ME!! *Ace starts running in circles* GET AWAY YOU BASTARDS THAT ARE FILLED WITH MUFFINY GOODNESS
Monarch: DUDE! I see one hot chick.... Oh wait, that's a yugioh card.... OH SH!T IT'S TALKING TO ME! Mommy? Is that you? OH shizzle my nizzle! MOMMY IT'S YOU! *hugs the yugioh card that isn't there*
Ecooky: *cries* IT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE!! IT'S BACK!!! *runs away from a cat/hampster/horse that isn't there* It's gonna kill me! *cries*
Ace: That's it muffins, I'm gonna kill you! *starts grabbing shrooms that he thinks are muffins and eats them* HOLY ****!! THE MUFFINS ALL HAVE DIFFERENT FACES! That one is Ecooky, that one is my mummy, there is my daddy.. Oh sh!t, DAD! GET AWAY FROM THAT HOT CHICK MUFFIN! You already have a wife you a$$ hole of a pervert!
Monarch: Mummy, where'd you go? *sees a golden cloud* ZOMG! It's the flying nimbus from DBZ!! OH SHIZZLE! I'm gonna ride it bishes! *jumps on the cloud and ends up hitting head and is knocked out*
Ecooky: I heard a voice... I BET IT'S YOU! YOU MONSTER! *keeps running*
Ace: DADDY! NO! BAD DADDY! BAD!
Ecooky: Was that Ace? *looks around and sees Megan Fox naked and gets a boner* I'M COMIN BABY! *runs over to where Ace is and hugs him* Megan.. Wow you are so hot *takes cock and drills it into the a$$*
Ace: OW! WTF!! *turns around and sees a huge gigantic Dragon r@ping him* NO! OW! STOP! NOOOOO!!!!!
*wayyyy later*
Ecooky: Ace... About earlier
Ace: *is crying* it's all good man *said it in a weak, and girly voice*
Monarch: Dude that was f*cked up, let's not do shrooms while we're near each other
Ecooky and Ace: Agreed
Ecooky: DUDE! Let's get some other people to come to Retard Land!
Ace: Maybe after I stop bleeding and my a$$ feels a little better
Monarch: Dude, there is a cure for that... *gets out some bottle of cream* You see this cream? It'll heal your a$$
Ace: Alright *inserts cream in a$$* OW! WTF! YOU LIAR! *monarch is laughing his a$$ off*
Monarch: Forgot to mention that it hurts like hell for the first hour or two
*later*
Ecooky: Ace, I volunteer you go get them while me and Monarch party. Afterall, it's a long trip from Retard Land to where we used to live
Ace: Don't worry, I know where to go. *rides a Mustang(horse) into the distance*
Ecooky: Why'd he take the horse when he could've taken the Mustang GT?
Monarch: he's an idiot, that's all i know...
Ecooky: LET'S PARTAY!!!
Some random dude: OO LA LA! SENORITA! WE GONNA PARTY WE GONNA TAKE IT TO THE TOP!
*with Ace*
Ace: Sh!t, I thought this was the car... Oh well *rides out of Retard Land and sees GD* Hmm.. *thinks to self* Well, Kiryu is a dumb a$$ retarded mother f*cking douche bag afterall... He'll fit right in! *end of thinking to self* Sup Kiryu
GD: Sup Ace
Ace: go to Retard Land, here's the directions *gives a map that came out of nowhere*
GD: Alright, I'll see you there then
*Ace rides off and sees Kikyo and Mar Kos*
Ace: Sup guys
Kikyo: Hey Ace
Mar Kos: Sup dude
Ace: Well, you should go to Retard Land
Kikyo: What's that?
Ace: A fun a$$ place, everyone's going, here's a map *gives teh map of awesomeness*
Kikyo: Alright we'll be there
Mar Kos: I never said I wanted to go though
Kikyo: Kostas, you are going and that's final
Mar Kos: But I don't wanna
Kikyo: B!tch, I told you that you were going *Mar Kos goes silent*
Ace: Well... Uhh.. I'll leave you to your stuff, ciao! *ends up inviting Rolin, Johan, Staxx, Grace, Snowheart (even though she's a b!tch), Joanna, Neji, SHX, HC, and maybe some other people*
Ace: This is going to be the sh!t! Time to restock up on weed and shrooms! *rides off out of the camera*




End of Part 1 of Movie.... Insert Part 2 into the disk drive and check the next post or sometime after the next post.




Copyrighted by Ecooky @2009 August 2nd




Just check the next post i make that isn't a comment xD

i find swearing completly pathetic...

Lmao...i find all this pathetic.

roflmao, nice job XD

kyosuke kiryu wrote:

Lmao...i find all this pathetic.

if you find it pathetic, why are you reading it? =p

LOL . I like this

who is GD , AND WHAT HAM IS THIS

and is the rule said about porn or sexual

GD is Kyosuke Kiryu. ^^ The ham...well, there are 2 of them, but cook does twist a lot of things so yeah.

Also, dunno if you should be reading this since you are 13 and all, just make sure your mom or dad doesn't see you reading this. ^^'

Nice job on this chapter, lol, waiting for next one.

Grace wrote:

GD is Kyosuke Kiryu. ^^ The ham...well, there are 2 of them, but cook does twist a lot of things so yeah.

Also, dunno if you should be reading this since you are 13 and all, just make sure your mom or dad doesn't see you reading this. ^^'

Nice job on this chapter, lol, waiting for next one.

Im not 13 , im 16

dawg, it says you're 13 o.O idk what you're smokin but if you're 16, why'd you put that you're 13?


and grace, i don't twist things around, i just... change a few things lol

awesome